Ride Dicks, Not Cars!

Ride Dicks, Not Cars!

Fuck my Pussy, NOT the Planet!

Fuck my Pussy, NOT the Planet!

Life in Plastic, NOT so Fantastic

Life in Plastic, NOT so Fantastic

Jerk Off Instructions - and other advice

Jerk Off Instructions - and other advice

Nut Wash After Banging Her 75 Old Pussy In The Backyard In A Thunderstorm

Nut Wash After Banging Her 75 Old Pussy In The Backyard In A Thunderstorm

Jerk Off Instructions with Life Advice

Jerk Off Instructions with Life Advice

Special eco-friendly

Special eco-friendly