A Blue Gift
A lady ally of mine gave me a joke present a pair of days agone: a blue sex-toy, nicknamed 'The Large One'. Although it is not exactly as large as some of the things I've seen people use on this web resource... It still appeared to be like smth peculiar, since this is my 1st toy ever. Joke or no, it would be a shame not utilize a gift like this. It's not like that babe'll ever know.