Little Sisters
A mum lives in a trailer in the woods with her girls Emily and Kandi. After Emily and Kandi are abducted by a nefarious group of pirates who reside in an empty swimming pool, the mum must embark on a perilous journey into the dangerous forest in order to save them. The mum encounters singing transvestites, a lesbian gang, a sect of homosexual monks, and a helpful dwarf named Derek on her trek to find her girls.