Sucking and fucking a cucumber
I was in the bath feeling so horny the other night and called my boyfriend in for some sexy fun. He's just such a big tease sometimes and wouldn't give me his cock to play with, instead he got a cucumber from the kitchen and had me pretend that was his hard dick. I think I did pretty well at acting out a hot blowjob on the big green vegetable, and then afterwards I crammed it in my wet little snatch and fucked it until I came hard.