Why Santa's Elves Don't Wear Panties - Wasteland
Tis’ the night before Christmas when all through Santa’s workshop the elves are all hustling and bustling away. All except one elf that is. Head-Elf Irony had to hire a lot of extra help this year, it seems the demand for “toys” had increased. Elf Cheri seemed to have all the right qualities for the job, how could Irony have been so wrong.