Big Hair Romp
The plot of Big Hair Romp is so well-hidden that a gratuitous voice-over was inserted near the beginning just to provide the illusion of a plot for those of us boorish enough to need one in a porno film: two ex-cons, Stick and Spade, pick up (or get picked up by) three pretty girls, and the voice-over tells us that the two guys just did ten years in the slammer for fraud — no doubt they’re the producers of this flick — and that the girls are "budding actresses from good families." (If you can find any connection between this information and the rest of the movie, you’re either a defense attorney or a medieval philosopher.)