Da Bus in da hood...
Here it comes our next Bang Bus update. This one we shot in the hood called little Haiti. They say 509 for life. Well judging by the amount of weird crazy people we saw within an hour, 509 stands for pretty short life. But its not what I here to tell you about, even thought it was dangerous to drive there even a daytime. Me and my new driver picked up this dude who was trying to sell us some cheap ass shoes for 70 bucks. It turned out that he knew me and I offered him a deal. If he helps us to find some hot chick I would buy this shoes for 60. He was up for it and we went to flea market following his advice. Let me tell you this guy knew where to hunt for pussies. In 5 minutes after we got there we saw this Spanish chick and asked her if she wants to come with us. This girl was hot. I spent about 300 to get her completely naked and another 200 for her to suck our guides cock. It didn't go any farther than sucking cause this poor guy couldn't get hard. Dude its not the same as selling shoes on the street for twice more then they actually cost. So he left with his 60 bucks in his pocket and the nationwide shame in his heart. I had to take care of business which I did in the best Bang Bus traditions.