Brides Delight
In Bride’s Delight, a moronic hillbilly couple (who make Jethro and Ellie Mae Clampett look like rocket scientists) win a contest to Hollywood, the muffmunching capital of the world. Not used to the big city ways, our lovers visit a motion picture studio. Unfortunately, they pick Classy Sex Productions. They are quickly conned into performing in skin flicks by a smut peddler who looks like Santa Claus. The pair are shown the ropes by hardcore humpsters, Pete and Star (a real sex machine who’s all legs) who contribute a breathless bang. The newlyweds soon get distracted by their own hormones and contribute some sheetsurfing of their own.