Dr. Dildo’s Secret
Directed by nobody, presumably because no one in their right mind would take credit for this P.O.S. Dr. Dildo’s secret – and I’m sorry to have to spoil this for you – is that he’s kidnapping all the attractive women in town and using his science to turn them into nymphomaniacs. This pretty much is just straight-up porn. Softcore porn, since it doesn’t actually show any genitals, but porn nonetheless. And in 60 minutes, there are only four major sex scenes, and they’re all very boring. Of the five or so women you see naked, only one is very attractive. The rest aren’t unattractive, exactly, but when I’m watching porn, I demand more.