The Coming Thing
Lewd Linda (in a Julie Christie hairdo) arrives in San Francisco looking for a job. She thinks she'd like to try professional modeling buy a photographer talks her into nude modeling: "It's art! Erotica! A turn-on! Sex is a beautiful thing!" She agrees to do "a few test shots" with gawky male model Bob which translates as gulping Bob's baloney as the sleazeball photographer shouts encouragement: "Move your head more, Linda...Swallow it!" She's then impaled,doggie-style, while simultaneously giving the photographer a knob job, leading to a sloppy dose-up of Bob's coming thing. Next, at the house of "this other guy," Linda admires "the biggest, most far-out pillows" she's ever seen. "Really psychedelic!" she enthuses, leading, of course, to some pillow plowing in front of an early VCR. Another job imeririew,this time with a Mr. Dodge (whose company is called "Funky Sam"),ends in a wet three-way with Linda, a secretary, and Dodge's coming thing. Then it's off toa neighbor's apartment for a basic, all-o Jt, on-the-floor orgy with many coming things. Oddly, it's all a flashback told by a buck-toothed blonde to her enthusiastic but than hunky stud until he,too, displays his coming thing. Wear your raincoat.