Rencontre Inattendue
During the Roman campaigns in Gaul, general Claudius has the bad luck to catch VD, fucking him to return to Rome in the company of a medically competent druid – the handsome, hugely endowed but sexually innocent Pijon. Once the Frenchman becomes the talk of Rome among Roman women, one of his admirers, Messalina, entrusts the randy, obstreperous centurion Veteranus with the task of taking Pijon for a night out in the town, so that he may finally become a man.