Santa's Nasty Elf Meats Dandyd.
Naughty, nice or just plain nasty, gentle Tubers? That's what Santa's elf emissary V. had to determine when he dropped in to assess my behavior last night. Turns out that HE was nasty, leaving me no choice but to be the same - if I wanted to receive any tools this Christmas. I believe I suckceeded in my endeavor. He even started to talk dirty in Espanol during part of our session. Caliente!