The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet
Yes, it`s Shakespeare with skin in this outrageously bawdy, sexed-up version of the world`s most famous love story, THE SECRET SEX LIVES OF ROMEO AND JULIET! Join us in merry old London where, with apologies to The Bard, a crackpot cast (of mostly busty redheads) give a performance “to match the spirit of the lusty and ribald times portrayed.” The result is an immortal tale of two lovers who end up loving just about everyone amidst a non-stop barrage of dumb jokes, nudity, rambunctious sex scenes, a lyrical lesbian interlude, whipping, whipped cream, Derrick the Horny Hunchback, and literature`s most famous single line of dialogue, “Sock it to me!” No, it`s not the Shakespeare learned in school, but it`s exactly what you`d expect from producer Harry Novak (Please Don`t Eat My Mother!) and the director of The Daughter of Fanny Hill. As one of the cast members so succinctly puts it, “Willy never wrote THIS!”