I teach you hava, a more wholesome saying than ligma
I comfort you during an intense heartbreak over a relationship
I explain why filthy degenerates like us are going to be fine
I befriend the new co-worker and invite for lunch because I can
Lovely chunky fluff Cheese says hi everyone!
I baked some cookies for the janitor as a thank you
I drive you to school when you missed the bus
I smile and compliment you because it’s a nice thing to do
I read a bed time story for my niece to help her go to bed
I help you find diamonds in Minecraft
I invite fellow Pornhub friends to play DnD with me
I cast invisibility and silence while having sex with kinky girl on my bed.
I invite a girl over to respect her, almost caught by mom
I sit next to you on the train, but I don't you.
I trim your armor for free, no ERP needed. You can trust me ✌
I watch Hentai for the plot, don't sexualize anyone
I protect cute Wooloo Pokemon from rule 34
I beat my meat on camera. Raw and No lube.
I play league but don’t trash talk, spreading good vibes instead
Sexy cosplayer play just dance with clothes on. Family friendly content.
I get naked on camera for everyone in public, exposed and wild
I drop the soap but nothing happens. Just a normal day
Here’s a thumbs up for you cause you’re doing a good job
I read the Lusty Argonian Maid, admiring the literature and writing
I show you my collection of nice and pretty art to cheer you up
I pack you lunch before you head off to storm area 51
I motivate you with a rally speech before you storm Area 51
I turn off the water in the middle of a porn shoot. Save the environment!
I toss salad for the first time and encourage all of you to try it too!
I drink water instead of creep slide into DMs when thirsty
I give you a virtual hug because we all just need some love
Self-image issues? Feel like a potato? I explain why potatoes are sexy AF
I build legos with LegoHub and engage in heartfelt conversations
I check in on my friend No Sauce who struggles with mental illness
I teach you how to bake a cake while rustling my jimmies.
I bought a Lego spoon and a Lego fork and that made my day!
Speedbuild of Enlighten 1104 - Super sexy Lego roll roller (barely legal)
Every man's dream: a Lego bed
I respect your privacy and knock first before entering
I delete my friend's browser history as his last dying request
Heck yeah I lift, I be lifting your spirits up and out of that depression
Don't be embarrassed about your past! My time potato can fix it
Take a rest and stargaze the moon with me as I gently whisper positivity
PSA: Don't drink and drive! Change your drinking habits for the better!
I seduce you with toilet paper and invite you to "quarantine and chill"
Stepbrother reads you a bed time story and helps you go to bed
A jojo's guide to washing your hands #SCRUBHUB
Practicing self love by holding my own hands (CENSORED)